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Rams Dominate Saints 34-0 in Preseason Recap Featuring Bennett and Simpson

By Walt Ainsley3 min read
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The final score looks like a typo from a 1970s exhibition game: Rams 34, Saints 0. In a preseason landscape where starters barely break a sweat and the playbook shrinks to a pamphlet, a shutout is less a statement than a roster evaluation. And that evaluation said something specific about both teams. This was not the Rams being 34 points better than the Saints. It was the Rams being two weeks deeper at the positions that matter most.

The box score will show Stetson Bennett IV and Ty Simpson handling the Rams' passing load, with Bennett presumably getting the first crack and Simpson working the second half. On the other side, Spencer Rattler and Zach Wilson split New Orleans' snaps, which says more about the Saints' unsolved quarterback room than any defensive scheme the Rams threw at them. When a game ends with a 39-yard field goal sailing wide right in the fourth quarter — T. Brown's kick, with the score already 34-0 — that miss is the whole game in miniature. The Saints had a chance to put a dent in the shutout. They couldn't even do that.

The Rams move to 2-0 in the preseason. The Saints fall to 0-2. Those records don't count in the standings, but they count in the meeting rooms. For the Rams, the margin of victory is a compliment to the depth pieces — Jarquez Hunter and Jordan Waters carrying the ball behind a line that gave them room, Ty Simpson showing the rushing dimension that made him a college name. For the Saints, the zero on the board is a warning label. Rattler and Wilson both had chances. Neither seized the job. Kendre Miller and Ty Chandler got work on the ground, but the offense never found the end zone, and the missed kick was just the final failure.

Historical context is easy to overstate here. Preseason games have always been glorified scrimmages, and a 34-0 blowout in August gets forgotten by September. But the long arc of NFL history is full of backup quarterbacks who turned a strong exhibition into a roster spot, and full of teams that treated a slump like a crisis. The Rams don't have a crisis. They have a competition. Bennett and Simpson both looked like they belong in the league, and the running game showed enough pop to suggest the Rams' depth chart is as solid as any in the NFC West.

The Saints have the opposite problem. Their quarterback battle looks like a draw in the worst way. Rattler and Wilson may both make the roster, but neither made the case to start. The missed field goal was the punctuation mark on a game where nothing went right. The Rams didn't just win. They won ugly and clean, which is exactly what you want from a preseason game. The Saints lost in every phase, and the shutout points to a team still sorting out who can play and who can't.

So here's NerdDawg's read: this score means the Rams have one of the deepest rosters in the NFC, and the Saints are still a year away from knowing their own identity. Don't overreact to the 34-0 margin — react to the fact that the Rams' third-stringers outplayed the Saints' second-stringers. That's the difference between a contender with a plan and a franchise still searching for one.

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